This morning, at around 7am, I was ‘watching’ Cartoon Network and there was a commercial for Enzyte! For those of you who don’t know, that is a natural male enhancement supplement. Can someone please help me understand why on EARTH they would put this on Cartoon Network?

I suppose there are grown men, with erectile dysfunction, watching cartoons at 7am. Of course, I’m guessing the cause of their erectile dysfunction is not physiological, but based solely on the fact that they are retarded. Seriously, if you are watching cartoons at 7am and then call the 800 number to get a free sample, you are just a loser. Sorry, Enzyte is not going to solve your problem

Oh and I think Cartoon Network might want to talk to the people selling airtime for them (or whatever you call it). Natural male enhancement drug commercials do NOT belong on a network dedicated to airing cartoons all day long!!

After every single freakin’ time I go to Applebees in BD, I tell myself I’m never going back. Well tonight my son came home with a certificate for a free dinner, so he wanted to use it. Of course I let him, he worked hard and did something great in school to earn that certificate. Anyway. We get seated, order our food, and then wait for 40 freakin’ minutes to get mostly cold food. AWESOME!! I watched a table that got seated after us eat almost their entire dinner before we even got ours. Again, AWESOME! To top it off, Applebees does not have a separate restroom for employees so I got to see the overweight, extremely sweaty cook walk through the dining area and into the bathroom. Yeah, sure hope he practiced some good hand hygiene, but I’m not holding my breath on that one.

Guess what else I saw? A daddy and child matching mullet. I wish I was kidding, but I’m not. Sad, very sad. I mean, if you wanna look like a dipshit, GREAT, but don’t make the kid follow in your footsteps.

While visiting my local grocery store, I saw the most ridiculous bumper sticker EVER!! I’m not the biggest fan of putting stickers all over your car to begin with, but this was pretty freakin’ bad. The first one said, “He said him or Rascal Flatts. I’m going to miss him.” The other was advertising how she went to a RF concert. Uhm, yeah, I’m guessing she should have kept the man. If you could have seen how hot she was…

I dunno about you, but bumper stickers like that should NOT be placed anywhere and especially not scotch taped to the back window of your Chevy Aveo hatchback. Sorry honey, not attractive.