“Stupidity is evil waiting to happen.”

    ~Clay Bond

Or the evil can flow freely from the cerebrally challenged. You just never know what you’re gonna get!     

Has anyone else heard this song by Sean Kingston? It makes me laugh every single time I hear it and that is not often. I tend not to listen to that kind of music but I still manage to her it every once in a while. I wish he were my man and would take me to the slums where the killas get hung. Who wouldn’t want a man like that, I mean, really?

SEAN KINGSTON…J.R.!!!!

PS Mike and I had a discussion a few weeks ago how Sean Kingston, Timbaland, Akon, and T-Pain are featured in 90% of the songs on the radio right now. Interesting or redundant? Lemme just say, I would never pay for XM radio! While having this discussion one of those artists was on 3 of the 4 channels we turned it to. RIDICULOUS!

Was today. It was really good! I think I am going to enjoy this semester’s clinical time much more than I did last semester. We are actually going to be doing more patient cares and putting the skills we have been learning into practice.

I got to feed a patient today, do an assessment on another patient, and then we prepared for out patient next week. It was an awesome feeling. I felt accomplished today when I left.

Kind of nice to start putting it all together.

After clinical I got to go to my favorite class….adult. Riiiiiiiight, I freakin’ hate the class! The teacher is the biggest joke. I could teach the class better than she is. When we ask her questions, she cannot answer them or she just talks in circles. We have a test on Wednesday and no one in the class has any clue how/what we are supposed to study. Did I mention that she had NO idea that sickle cell is a genetic “mutation” if you will that protects a person from malaria. Yeah, she didn’t know. Every one of us looked around in shock and disbelief. I think I learned that when I was 5. Not really but, DUH!!

With a passion. I will never in my life buy another computer with a Microsoft operating system. They are total turds, run like turds, and nothing agrees with them. I know mine is older but it is the biggest POS computer ever. Takes 20+ minutes to download any sort of update or anything for that matter on the stupid thing. I should just take the stuff I wanna keep off the thing and run the recovery software That might be a good idea. At least I have my trusty Mac for important things.

I am a Mac fan and going forward will only buy Mac computers!!! UGH!

I am SO ready for this week to be over. It has been a bear, that is for sure.

Hope everyone enjoyed their hump day as much as I did….er something.

You will never impress everyone.

Not everyone is going to understand you.

People will never agree with everything you say or do.

Weak people will always pick apart the strengths they desire in the strong.

Take solace in knowing the truth about who you are.

I love the commercials they have come up with for the dog show. I wish I could share them in a better way. Here is my favorite. If anyone knows where I can find them and actually post them, please let me know.

She’s like the wind…

Blanche: “Rose what was your first impression of me?”

Rose: “That you wore too much make up and you were a slut!”

Blanche: “Oh.”

Rose: “I was wrong, you don’t wear too much make up!”

Seriously, I want to be like these ladies when I’m older and my husband dies or whatever. They have so much fun and are sassy lil old ladies. I wanna keep my sass

It reminds me of this time back in St. Olaf……

Is coming to town! I am so excited, she will be at UW-Milwaukee tomorrow. I’m quite sad to say that I will be in a meeting for clinical at the time she will be on campus.

I’m shocked that her visit wasn’t highly publicized at school? Or was it? Hell if I know.

Is what the school gave me and it’s pretty sweet! I don’t know its full capabilities yet, however, I am learning the Tungsten’s sweetness little by little.

I have Davis’s Drug Guide (plus a bunch more nursing stuff) downloaded on this puppy and she rocks the heezy for sheezy! Type in the genero name of a drug and BAM you get the trade name, drug class, category, what it is used for, what route you should use when administering, etc. Oh yeah, how sweet is that? I know, you’re jealous.
Yes, I am a huge nerd and have been looking up drugs for fun. Yes. For fun!  Maybe I should see what the other 3 programs do?