UGH!! Every single freakin’ time I go to the USPS here in town, I have to deal with the crotchety old beotches!! Honestly, I just want to ship my package and not deal with their attitudes.

Today my package cost $3.49 to ship and I decided to use my Visa gift card that I got for Christmas. Monkey and I had this one to split and there wasn’t much left so I just decided to use it up. Well, the lady stared at if for 5min after I told her it was a gift card. She said, “Do you have a pin number, it says it’s a debit card.” I said, “No you can just run it as credit.” She then proceeds to tell me it is not valid if it is not signed and makes me sign the damn thing AFTER she asks for two forms of ID! WTF? Do most people have two forms of ID with them at all times? I said, “Here. My drivers license, my AAA card, and all my other cards with my name. What do you want?” I was SO irritated and this is the same woman who made me sign my regular debit card before she would swipe the damn thing! She didn’t care if I had ID, she wasn’t swiping it without a signature!

Honestly, the purchase was $3.49 and it was postage!! Does she think I’m going to rob someone’s card and mail shit all over the world? You know, really wreak havoc on some poor sap. Wow, think of the damage I could do! Funny thing about this, stores rarely ask for your ID, they just swipe your card even if the purchase is $100 or more. I think the lady at the USPS is just a stupid beotch and likes having some authority over the little people who are not smart enough to work for the government!! HAHA, now that shit right there was funny.

I think I’m done bitching for now

Am I the only person who thinks this woman is absolutely hideous looking? OMFG, she is just gross!!

At least she thinks she’s G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S!! I think I just threw up a lottle in my mouth. I guess what kills me is how hot she thinks she is. Listen to any of her awful songs? Yeah, all about how hot and desirable she is. I guess if you like bleached out Oompa Loompas she is pretty hot!!

I am really sick and tired of people pointing fingers and judging me for the things I say and do. I guess it would be cool if said person(s) were practicing what they preach or as morally righteous as they claim they are, however, I am going to have to say…no, not so much. Practice what you preach or keep your mouth shut, right? Maybe that’s just my philosophy?

So, with that said I am going to post this again because it says it all so decorously!!

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect- and I don’t live to be, but before you start pointing fingers…make sure your hands are clean.”

~Bob Marley