Some poor man on TV last night got gifted a man purse!! It is some sitcom that I have never watched, but shit was funny!! Of course he has to carry it because his wife got it for him.

His friends were totally ragging on him. The one guy said there were no panties in the bag what with all the dishes!! HAHA!! The other guy says, “Now you’ll have to use it forever. Till menopause.”

Ladies, NEVER buy your man a man purse. It just ain’t right and it certainly is not ’stylish.’ That is what the wife told him, btw.

Bad, ladies. B.A.D.

In preparation for my trip, I did a little shopping. Monkey had some money burning a hole in his pocket and wanted to go to Target to spend it. Instead of making another trip to Old Navy or something, I decided to get some long sleeved shirts at Target. Now, I don’t normally shop there for clothing because I hate trying stuff on and I know what size I wear at Old Navy.

I find the plain LS tees and grabbed mediums to be safe (I would normally get small at Old Navy). I figured if they shrink, I will be good. Well, I tried them on last night and I was shocked!! I know I have some huge guns (HAHA, yeah right!) but these shirts were almost too tight on my arms!! I just couldn’t believe it. My arms aren’t much larger than my 10yr olds for crying out loud!! I couldn’t help but think, “Does the average woman really have smaller arms that me?” And I have some puny ass arms for real. I just don’t understand who they think really has that small of arms. I think a medium is like an 8-10 or something and there is just no freakin’ way this shirt would fit ANY average sized woman loose like. They weren’t fitted t’s or anything, just regular old t-shirts. I dunno, just thought it was kind of odd. I guess I learned my lesson, buy stuff at the place you know it fits you? Oh well. The shirts will be fine, I just won’t dry them in the dryer?

On the way to the U of M game, my brother started talking about inappropriate footwear. Not really sure how the topic started, but he was saying how it is SO sick when people, especially men, wear those Crocs, sandals, flip flops, etc and have snarly ass feet. I could NOT agree more! We got started on the yellowing nails on men, lack of or chipped up polish on women. Well guess what? This is what was sitting near me at the game

WTF? Who in their right mind would let those out in public? I HAD to take a picture simply because I had just had an in depth conversation about how sick feet are and the fact that most should be covered!!

Hmm? Maybe my brother and I were tormented by a family member or something. Not sure why we would both be so completely repulsed by feet, but we are. Or maybe the general public is offended by such displays of sickness? Either way, this man needed a pedicure and I’m quite sure it would have to be Dumb and Dumber style. Fo sho!!

PS I am seriously going to try and write about the game later today.

Took my son and his friend to Pizza Hut for lunch and this is what I saw:

Can someone, anyone, tell me why on EARTH he would tuck his shirt in? I mean, is he trying to show off his new Good Year tire or what? I just don’t get it, but I live in the mid west, so what can you expect?

I had to go get my oil changed today and so I went to Wal-Mart to get that taken care of. Now, I know this will not come as a surprise to those of you who know where I live and what Wal-Mart I’m talking about. I saw what had to be one of the worst displays of ‘fashion’ ever!! It was just a fuster cluck of issues!!

First of all her jean shorts and cami were about 4 sizes too small. Her hair was SO bleached I think it was falling out of her head. Her undies were popping out the back of her shorts AND she had tattoos all over her body!! One on her boob (of course), one on her neck, and I think one on her shoulder. They were too numerous to get an actual count. She just screamed WT!! Not even sure what she had on her feet as I was afraid to look any further.

Not such a huge deal when dealt with separately, but all on one person? What a mess!!

I know this picture is blurry, but I took it with my camera phone AND we were moving. If you look to the far right, yeah, that is a man!! I think he missed the memo that said it is no longer okay to a.) wear cut off jean shorts and b.) men should NEVER wear shorts that short.

Whoops!!

I just returned from Wal-Mart (I know, bad place) and I have to share the horrid sight I saw.

I saw a grow man walk by with a half shirt. Yup, not even kidding. A shirt that he had cut the bottom off and deemed worthy of wearing in public! I think he even cut the sleeves off.

Only in Dodge Unty, WI!!!

Men should NOT wear big, plastic sunglasses or big sunglasses in general. I am not sure when this became the ‘fashionable’ thing to do, but it must come to an end. If your glasses look like your girlfriend’s, give them to HER. You need to stop!! Of course if you’re wearing said glasses, chances of you actually having a girlfriend are probably pretty slim. Any sensible girl would look the other way. Of course she could be the girl wearing the “I’m Hot!” shirt and in that case, ya’ll belong together!!

Another trend in the man glasses that I think should be outlawed, Aviator glasses. Are you fucking kidding me? No, not a good look.

(I just Googled for an image to put with this and guess what? I could only find WOMEN wearing big sunglasses? Hmm?) Ring, ring? Hmm, what is that? Oh yeah, that is the clue phone, ass pirate!!