“A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that’s unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push.”

~Ludwig Wittgenstein

This morning I took Monkey to McDonald’s for breakfast. I thought we would go in but he preferred the drive thru because his hair wasn’t dry. Yeah, you have to know him and his hair situation to understand that one. Anyway.

We get to the window to pick up our food and he says, “Speed. You have to have speed to work here at McDonald’s. Not a lot of intellect, but you have to have speed.”

Uhm? I was pretty much speechless at that point.