Today my Monkey told me that the girls at school go the ‘puberty’ talk. He said they were given deodorant and pads for something. It really was cute! I would love to share his photo will the 6 of you that read this, but you already know how adorable he is. Anyway, I just thought the complete innocence in his comment was awesome. My child has my heart, can you tell?

He is very anxious for the boys to get the talk. He said he heard that the boys get condoms. His response? “I won’t be needing those until I’m done with college!” There, now I have it in cyber writing and on the exact day he spoke those words to me!! Precious. If only I believed it. I know he does…for now. How great though, he plans on attending college and waiting until he is married to have sex. I hope he succeeds at both but I’m a realist.

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. And I will try and do better writing. I guess I’m just busy, yet find nothing super to blog about.

“Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.”

~Unknown

Pharmacology….A
Pathophysiology…. A
Foundations of Clinical Practice II…. A
Women and Children…. A-
Medical Surgical Nursing/Adult….A-

I am just so happy to be done with it all this semester!! Now if I could just learn how to fix lawn mowers…

Can anyone explain to me why it is that when you are riding your bike, the wind changes direction every time you do? You know, so you are riding against the wind the entire bike ride? I was thinking that to myself while riding this morning as I said several naughty words out loud. It just doesn’t make any sense!! It did not matter which direction I was headed, the wind was headed in the opposite.

If someone has an explanation, I would love to hear it.

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

~Plato

I think a fucking retarded monkey could have handled my problem better and with more efficiency than the assholes at the local cable company (that shall remain nameless)!

All I needed was someone to come and fix the fucking hook up in the apartment below! I got transferred to 65 different people, they each said something different, every single person needed all my information (and I hate repeating ALL that shit 600x), and then they all had to transfer me to someone else!! Can I just tell you how irritated I was by the time I got to the person who actually helped me? I shared, very openly, my frustrations with him!! I did apologize and told him I knew it wasn’t his fault, but damn!

Person #6 said I should really have an account number. Apparently she didn’t hear me when I said, “I don’t get the bill, I’m just the on site manager!!” I guess that is hard to understand, you know, if you’re a retarded monkey. The last time we had an issue, I called, gave them the address, and someone was on the way. WTF happened to that kind of service?

At least the problem is resolved. AFTER 4 phone calls, one to the management company for an account number, and 3 to the cable company themselves. Yeah, I think I will do business elsewhere when I am paying the bills.

Tomorrow I will be taking my last final exam for the semester. I wish I was as lucky as Mike but I’m not. I still have one more year left. Of course, next year won’t be all this test and quiz taking stuff. Next year I will be in a hospital 24 hours a week and in class one day of the week.

I wish I had more time to write something brilliant, but I have to get my day going here. I have some studying to do!!

So Monkey was playing this online game that ‘tests’ your IQ. Well, not matter what you do, the game calls you stupid etc. at the end. Uhm, so the last one he played said, “Your a dumbass” when he got the final answer wrong. Soooo, I ask you, who is the dumbass? I even asked Monkey how it should have read and HE knew the freakin’ answer. I guess he is smarter than the person who designed that game.

What can I say, I thought that was pretty freakin’ hilarious!

Is something I have done a lot of lately. I have several major changes that are going to be happening in the next year or so. I know, I know, why worry now? I tell you why, because I am a planner! I like to know exactly how things are going to turn out. Unfortunately that is not a possibly for me at this time in my life. Drives me a wee bit nutty..(sigh). I just want to do what it best for everyone involved and not hurt any feelings. Like that will ever happen.

I have also been thinking a lot about the people in my life. I often wonder, and this will sound mean, but why I keep some of them in my life. Ya know? Some people just make you feel bad. I would like to think that it is not intentional, but ya just gotta wonder sometimes. Some of it could be my issue and sometimes people are just completely inconsiderate.

I took my last pharmacology exam today. I start finals on Saturday and my last final is next Thursday. I’m pretty happy about that. I have big plans for the summer, you know, work n’ stuff. Actually, I have a few vacations planned for summertime.

I think that is about all I have to say right now. This blog has become painfully boring. I apologize.

“No one wants to be defeated
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it ”

~M. J.