When people talk about being bored or that something is boring,  it is because it is not about them. Just think about it. When things are all about you, you aren’t bored and you don’t think it is boring, right?

Carry on.

This is hilarious! I got forwarded a crap ton of them, but this one makes me laugh. More so for personal reasons I guess.

Have you ever had to share a dryer with people that were not related? Well, this is a first for me and I have hated every single minute of it!! I cannot wait until I graduate, buy a house, and get married. That way, if someone leaves a piece of fucking gum in the dryer, I can yell at them and make them clean it!

Obviously I was not happy to find that someone dried a piece of gum in the dryer. I’m sure it got all over their clothes, but I wasn’t about to share that lovely experience so I ended up cleaning it all out. Fun! Who does that? Like you couldn’t smell or see that shit when you took your clothes out the dryer. Hey, I’ll just leave that in there so everyone has fresh smelling clothes. Sorry, I don’t want my clothes smelling like Winterfresh and having burnt, sticky shit all over them. Call me crazy if you want, but I’m a believer in cleaning up after yourself when you’re sharing a space of any sort.

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned.”

~Some crazy Buddhist man

I too Monkey to Pizza Hut this evening to use his pizza certificate before it expired. When we got there, they had their buffet going. Odd, but I thought what the heck, right? We both got the buffet and forfeited the pizza certificate.

We finish eating and I look at the bill. Now, there was a sign on the buffet that said kids 4-10 eat for $2.49 or something like that. Well, I got charged full price for Monkey. I asked if the dinner buffet was different to which the waitress responds, “No. Kids 4-10 eat for $2.49.” I said, “He is 10.” She replied with a, “I knew he was close.” Uhm, if you didn’t know, why wouldn’t you just ask me? Novel idea, I know. She adjusted the bill, not a problem.

Then, and this is where I get mad. My bill was $13.15 and I gave her a $20. Mind you, I work at a bank and I’m pretty good at making change. I always figure out how much change I should get back. Always! The girl brings me back $1.85. Hmm? It was a buffet, don’t flatter yourself. I sat and waited for her to walk back by so I could tell her she gave me the wrong change. I had to wait a good 5 minutes and then she walks over and says, “Oh, did I forget to give you your $5?” Yeah. I’m sure you “forgot” to give me that $5. I was pissed. She was all nonchalant about it. Interesting that she knew exactly why I was still waiting. I guess it was a mistake after all? Not likely. Poor girl, she got a shitty tip as a result. Hopefully she’ll learn to be more honest or maybe just a little smarter next time.

Only had one of those little jokes today and it was my pharm teacher. She freaked us all out and said, “You should all be on chapter 66.” Uhh, more like chapter 56. It was funny and we all laughed. Of course, we are all so crazy that I guarantee 98% of the people had near heart failure because they thought they were 10 chapters behind!

Hope everyone had fun today!!