I take a big yellow school bus from a park n’ ride to school every morning and today I realized that they send all the crazy/creepy bus drivers to drive for us. I understand why they don’t let them drive children, shit these folks scare me.

Today I had a man that thought he was a woman drive me to school. He clearly wanted to be a ‘pretty’ woman and it wasn’t working out so well for him. The make up was terrible, the hair was not so great, but the hands. My. God. No woman has hands like this ‘woman’ did and they had fake nails painted a deep red attached. It was one of the scariest things I have seen in a while. To make matters worse, when I got on the bus the radio was playing Rod Stewarts “Maggie Mae.” I dunno, I just got this feeling like I was on a bus in some horror movie. It was..how should I say….creepy as hell!

Now I am sitting in some room that is ultra quiet and I am supposed to be doing my homework. Yup, I will get right on that. I have my first Red Cross training session this evening, so that should be fun. I will get home super late and be super cranky tomorrow, but that’s life in the fast lane.

You see something like this and are immediately grateful for every. single. thing.

Yup, you could be one of these creepy ass creatures. That right there is a naked mole rat. Again, be thankful.