Gum in the dryer

April 4th, 2008 by Tracy

Have you ever had to share a dryer with people that were not related? Well, this is a first for me and I have hated every single minute of it!! I cannot wait until I graduate, buy a house, and get married. That way, if someone leaves a piece of fucking gum in the dryer, I can yell at them and make them clean it!

Obviously I was not happy to find that someone dried a piece of gum in the dryer. I’m sure it got all over their clothes, but I wasn’t about to share that lovely experience so I ended up cleaning it all out. Fun! Who does that? Like you couldn’t smell or see that shit when you took your clothes out the dryer. Hey, I’ll just leave that in there so everyone has fresh smelling clothes. Sorry, I don’t want my clothes smelling like Winterfresh and having burnt, sticky shit all over them. Call me crazy if you want, but I’m a believer in cleaning up after yourself when you’re sharing a space of any sort.

2 Responses to “Gum in the dryer”

  1. fuzz Says:

    Isn’t that a Kenny Chensey song?

    Gum in the dryer, dirty panties on the floor…
    Left over from the night before…
    When it was goin’, we didn’t really care…
    We’ll always be admired… for our gum in the dryer…
    hoo hoo hoo hoo…

  2. Tracy Says:

    At least the panties were missing from the equation

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