I just returned home from Crapplebees and yes, it was crap food! I tried something new and was disappointed. Per usual.

I ordered some new mac n’ cheese thing with chicken. Sounded good and pasta reheats well, so I went for it. When it came to the table, I almost flipped my shit. The pasta was floating atop a pond of grease! I am not even kidding. It was the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life! I almost asked her to take it back because I was NOT going to eat something that disgusting. It looked like someone put a pound of cheese food on pasta, nuked it, and then tried to stir it up. Instead of making her take it back, I ate some of it. The taste was okay, but I could not get past the pond o’ grease. I used my napkin to dab some of it up, but it was not enough. I ate the chicken and a few bites of the pasta, but that was all I could muster. I brought it home and I’m not sure why. I don’t think I can bring myself to eat it. I should probably drink some Drano. You know, to be proactive in the clogging of my arteries.

If I never write again it is because I had an MI in my sleep due to the cloggage of my arteries! Yeah, wish I was kidding. I will be avoiding that particular dish FOREVER!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Do NOT get the mac n’ cheese with chicken bowl at Applebees. You and your heart will thank me.

“Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.”

~ La Bruyere

I hope everyone wears green today. Don’t wanna go getting yourself pinched, do you?

I heard on the radio that a lot of the bars opened at 6am, for all you early risers. I guess I was wondering if people take today off of work to get drunk or what? Maybe they open for the people on 3rd shift? I don’t know, but I hope people don’t actually take the day off. I figured most people would be partying this past weekend.

Anywho. I’ve never been a huge celebrator of the St. Patrick’s Day. I think last year was the first time I have ever gone out. Nope, didn’t drink any green beer. I suppose because I’m not a fan of beer in general.

Enjoy your day and have some green beer if you so desire!! I’m on spring break, baby!