Am I the only person who gets this crap?

Hello,

Please, kindly take your time to understand the content of this email.

I wish to introduce you to a project that would be of immense benefit
 to both of us. Being an executor of wills, it is possible that we may be
 tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when we cannot
 help it, or left with no better option.

The issue I am presenting to you is a case of my client who willed a
 fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his
 next-of-kin died on the same day in an auto-crash. I am now faced with
 indecision about who to pass the fortune to. According to the English law,
 the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government.

However, I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that
 the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government. I therefore
 seek for your assistance in presenting you as next of Kin to the deceased
 being that both of you share the same last names.

Please give your response via return email to my personal email
 address:  sagadoy@ubbi.com. I will reveal other details upon your response to
 this email and as soon as we establish correspondence.

Reward is negotiable.

Yours in Service

Frank Collins Esq.
(Attorney at Law)

OMG, really? I stand to inherit all this money because we share the same last name? I’m such a lucky girl. I wonder how much I have to send him first? Honestly! I cannot believe there are really people who fall for this crap!

Now you can detox your body with Kinoki Detox Foot Pads!! Kind of sounds like a crock of shit to me!! If it really works, awesome, but I think I smell bullshit. Watching the commercial actually made me laugh out loud. They showed these people pulling the pads off their feet after a good nights rest and they were black. I think they just had dirty feet, but supposedly it was all the ‘toxins’ from their bodies. Hmm? Maybe I’m just a skeptic. Oh and guess what, you can get a lifetime supply and you only have to pay shipping. They ship the pads for a low $12.95 shipping and handling fee!!

Buy yours today!! Don’t wait! The longer the toxins sit, the worse you will feel!!

I guess I had forgotten how, uhm, girlie the 80’s rock bands were. Big hair, tight pants, and some make up. I loves me some Guns N’ Roses and now Monkey is all about them as well. This morning he went to VH1.com to watch this video:

I about died when I saw how girlie Axl Rose was! Oh and his dance moves are simply to die for. I especially like all the hand gestures. I HATE when singers act out their songs! It is terrible! HAHA! Enjoy a blast from the past, yo.