Am I the only person who thinks this woman is absolutely hideous looking? OMFG, she is just gross!!

At least she thinks she’s G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S!! I think I just threw up a lottle in my mouth. I guess what kills me is how hot she thinks she is. Listen to any of her awful songs? Yeah, all about how hot and desirable she is. I guess if you like bleached out Oompa Loompas she is pretty hot!!

Santa gets a little stressed this time of year

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
Produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit.

This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
About to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa
went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke
Into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of
the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.

He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick
it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

(Thank you to my co-worker for this funny email!!)

I am really sick and tired of people pointing fingers and judging me for the things I say and do. I guess it would be cool if said person(s) were practicing what they preach or as morally righteous as they claim they are, however, I am going to have to say…no, not so much. Practice what you preach or keep your mouth shut, right? Maybe that’s just my philosophy?

So, with that said I am going to post this again because it says it all so decorously!!

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect- and I don’t live to be, but before you start pointing fingers…make sure your hands are clean.”

~Bob Marley