I finished my Christmas shopping this evening after I had dinner with some strange man that I met on the school bus. Yeah, it was an experience….dinner and the shopping.

While at the Mayfair Mall, I saw a few extremely disturbing sights.

1.) I saw what I thought was two girls holding hands. I though, wow, they are pretty openly gay. That’s cool. I really could not care less. Well, color me crazy, the ‘girl’ with shortish hair was actually a boy. I was shocked! He had a feminine body for shit sakes and they were wearing matching sweatshirts with purple somethings all over them. Whoops! I think it was his Panic! At the Disco hairdo?

2.) A young man with bleached hair. His black roots were about 4in long and his pants, I swear to all that is holy, were painted on!! Seriously! I have no other explanation. I do not think it would be physically possible for him to put them on without some sort of lubrication or prayer maybe? Yeah, not sure. The only thing I am sure of, kids are NOT in his future. I am willing to bet he has cut off any and all circulation to his manhood. Oh well. People like that are probably not the best for perpetuating the human race.

3.) This was probably the most disturbing of the three. I saw a woman, probably late 40’s early 50’s wearing some of these! I wish I was kidding, but I am not. She also had a shit ton of god awful make up smeared on her face and an awesome red and black Harley Davidson leather jacket on. Uh huh. I found that to be the most disturbing site of the evening for me.

That’s all I got folks!! Tomorrow is going to be a short school day and then I’m going to work to help pack the place up and say good bye. It is going to be a really sad day for all of us

Since I posted my little blurb about hottie Ron Jeremy, I got 4 spam comments from adult websites! Gotta love the net. HAHA!!

Man, there is some sick shit on this thing called the internet. Honestly!

“All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.”

~Ellen Glasgow