Black Friday as the retailers call it. I have worked several in the past, as a retail manager, and I’m happy to say… I will be on the other side of the madness this year. I have never actually been out shopping the day after Thanksgiving, but I said what the heck this year and Mike and I are going out! Should be an interesting experience. I hope I don’t kill anyone or get killed for that matter. People can get pretty brutal when it comes to getting a deal.

Hope everyone had a good day yesterday, I did

It is snowing outside!! It wasn’t the most fun driving through it, but I love how pretty it looks. I get that whole snow blindness thing while driving…EEK!!

Have an awesome day tomorrow and eat till it hurts!

Yesterday in lab, we got to practice exams on all reproductive systems! It was GREAT!!

We started with the fake boobies. We had to practice exams on them and had to feel for lumps. It actually works much better if you do it on yourself. I don’t know about your boobs, but mine don’t feel like soft, squishy rubber. Anyway. Next it was onto pelvic exams. The human vagina is approximately 3-4 in long and can accommodate appropriately (if and when necessary). I stuck my finger into the model, to see if I could feel her cervix and was touching it before my finger was even all the way in there. Gosh. I know I have long fingers, but I’m not sure she was anatomically correct. We also go to use the duck bills and that was semi entertaining.

The BEST part of the practice was the rectal exam. The models have prostates in them and we are suppose to feel them so we know what ‘normal’ feels like. This poor girl in my lab has short fingers and said she couldn’t reach the prostate. I about peed my pants watching her. She was inserting every different finger to see which one she could make work! It was hilarious!! I wish I had my camera because what a site, a bunch of women inserting their fingers into man bums!! It was rather funny. I dunno, maybe you had to be there?

I know I am a day early, but I am going to say it before I forget.

Happy Thanksgiving!

This morning Monkey woke me up and told me this .

He was appalled as was I. How does something like this really take place. 8 and 9 years old? My child is 10 and has some idea of what sex is, but I don’t think he knows enough to actually rape a girl! This just scares the shit out of me.

My favorite part, the dad sticking up for his clearly fucked in the head child. I don’t care, no child that age should be having any sort of sexual relations. Obviously there are some big issues if the kids are even thinking they should be doing something like that. My God, what is this world coming to? I am interested to see where this goes and what happens to those boys.

That would be ME!! I just decided that they sounded so good and I cannot remember the last time I made plain peanut butter cookies!! YUMMERS!! I am going to use the recipe out of my Skippy Peanut Butter cookbook I got for Christmas last year! I will let you know how wonderful they taste.

Yes, I did get my video project paper mess all done! I know, you are all so proud of me

Update: The cookies are fanfreakintabulous. I decided to add M&M’s to part of  the dough. OM, they are AWESOME!

“Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat.”

~Ernest Bevin

I have already started and am about half way finished with my Christmas shopping already! I can hardly believe it! I am usually scrambling the second week of December to get it all done. I just figured with school and my busy schedule that I should get a jump start when I have a moment. Well, I had a moment and I’m way started!!

Now back to serious business, finishing my video write up project mess thingy. Yes, I have been procrastinating on that project too!  I know, I have some issues with that.

Oh and Monkey got to set up his Christmas village last night. We didn’t get all the Christmas stuff up and he said he wants to wait for all that, but the village is up and in full effect. I should take a pic at nighttime so I can brag about his genius when it comes to setting up a ceramic town

I have a very important announcement to make. If you are looking for a new mattress set, a bed in a bag comforter set, or a velvet ‘painting’ they are being sold on Hwy 145 (Fond du Lac Ave) in Milwaukee. Yes, you heard me right, you can buy a complete mattress set with all the goodies right on the corner of the street. Looked like some quality merchandise if I do say so myself. I know Christmas is coming so I wanted to give everyone the heads up on the great deals they are offering right now. Hurry, because it looked like they had limited quantities!!

(I hope everyone can hear the sarcasm in this post)

Seriously!

A.) Who sells a bed or bedding on the street corner

B.) Who is actually going to buy the shit?

Part that scares me, they must be selling it or they would not be out there freezing their asses off!! SCARY!

While on my way to school this morning, I was listening to some local DJs talk about some ridiculous shit!

The first story was about the Aussies banning Santa from using “Ho ho ho” (Yes, he stole my thunder while I was working hard at school this afternoon :P).

As if that isn’t bad enough, Lowe’s apologized for calling Christmas trees, “family holiday trees” in an attempt to be PC. Unfortunately this offended the Christian folk. I think it is ridiculous to call them family holiday trees, but people will bitch about them being called Christmas trees because that is a Christian holiday. Guess what, if you’re not Christian you really shouldn’t be putting a Christmas tree up anyway, right? If you do put up a tree and you’re not Christian, guess what, you can call that evergreen whatever you would like!

I swear, people bitch about everything! Man up, assholes!