“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”

~Buddha

Has anyone seen the Red Bull commercial where the guy gets shat on by the bird? I saw it last night and it is GREAT!

For those of you who have not see the aforementioned commercial, there is a guy walking along, minding his business when a bird flies over and shits on his shoulder. Man wipes off his shoulder as bird flies off. Man pops Red Bull out of bag, guzzles it down, and grows wings. Next thing you know, man is flying above bird getting ready to take his pants down. Commercial cuts to slogan and can of Red Bull. Genius! Fucking genius!

See, now that is good advertising right there!! I want to grow wings and shit on people!

PS Thank you to my lovely co-host for posting the video

Yee haw!! Michigan won….again this week! For those of you who didn’t know, I’m a fan

Hail to the victors, bitches!!