Today I was sitting at the lunch table eating…duh, and I hear a girl say, “I’m SO backed up!” I was praying that she would finish that sentence with, “with homework.” No, not so much. She proceeded to say, “I took fiber and it got worse!” At that point I burst into laughter. My friend next to me almost choked on her sandwich because she too heard what Ms Blabber My Bowel Issues had just said. It was just uncalled for!! Funny, but uncalled for.

Obviously someone forgot to fill her in on table manners. Seriously, poop or lack there of should not be the topic of lunch conversation. I like to talk about it as much as the next person, but I do NOT discuss my own ‘issues’ per se and I try to avoid discussing BM’s at any meal.