Happy Halloween!

These are the pumpkins we carved. I did the small one and Monkey carved the Frankenstein Face

“Time is the longest distance between two places.”

~Tennessee Williams

Has topped the WTF list for me. Look, I’m all about helping save the environment. I recycle, we don’t litter, and you know, little stuff like that. This is seriously going further than I will EVER go. I mean, great if this is your cup of tea, but I just cannot even imagine doing this.

Check this out!

SIX YEARS? Some things are not worth saving and girl products are one of them.

Sorry, after this I will do my best to stop writing about girl products. This was just running on the side of my page and I had to check it out!! I am freaked out a lottle by this.

Today, as I was leaving the ladies room, I noticed these little white, wax coated bags near the tampon/sanitary napkin dispenser. Now, I have noticed them before, but never took the time to read the sticker on the front. Okay. Let me just tell you. These little bags are for the ‘discreet’ disposal of your feminine products. Hmm?

Lemme just take a moment to think about this. I’m back. WTF are they thinking with this one? Last time I checked, bringing a little white bag into the stall empty and out full, was not even sort of discreet. Are the other restroom users going to think you quick ate or packed a tiny little lunch or something? Uhh, no. Everyone is going to know you are on your period and that you have used sanitary (why are they called that? Seriously?) products in your precious, yet ‘discreet’ white bag. GROSS! Go back to the use of the discreet, in the stall, garbage cans!!

Thank you!

Men are constantly bitching about ‘women drivers.’ I have news for you, men cannot drive either! I take a nice, long trip to Milwaukee four days a week and I have been nearly killed by several BAD male drivers.

For example. Today, I was merging onto 41, and some old ass man decided he didn’t need to get over, speed up, or slow down to allow me onto the highway. Yeah, I almost died!! ASSHOLE. That was on my way to school. On my way home, I encountered the cell phone freak. I get behind a man in his Ford Explorer who could not keep a constant speed to save his life. Didn’t take me long to realize that he was talking on his phone. Yeah, he not only had his phone on his ear, he was talking with is hands as well. He didn’t almost kill me. I just think that men need to stop bitching about women and bitch at their male friends who are shitty ass drivers

With flak bursting in the air.
Machine gun fire everywhere.
Our brothers in arms fought.
While the enemy sought.
For liberty loving people everywhere.
Bombs bursting in the air.

My monkey wrote this for school! I am impressed, yo!

Or at least that is my plan. I am going to try a kick boxing class at a local martial arts place this week. I have wanted to do this for a few years now and so I’m going to do it. I hope it goes well and I don’t hurt myself. Oh well if I do, right? I have plenty of friends who can help me if I need it

“Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.”

~Voltaire

Are more common than one might think. Apparently this can happen in 1 out of 18 people! I guess I never knew so many people had extra nipples. Lucky for me, there is a list of famous people with this issue at Wikipedia.com. Makes me feel a little better. At least I don’t have a nipple excess?

Sorry, boys. Guess Carrie isn’t as perfect as you all thought!!

“I happen to feel that the degree of a person’s intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.”

~ Lisa Alther