This isn’t ‘funny’ per se, but I laughed when I read it. I am reading about determining healthy body weight using BMI, etc. Well there is actually a chart for amputees! Uh huh. You subtract the weight of their missing limb!! I guess I never thought about it and the fact that such a chart should/would exist.

My bad!

I went shopping for my groceries in the ‘forbidden’ store this afternoon and was slightly shocked by something the cashier said. She’s ringing up my stuff and of course she’s freakin’ new..UGH! She grabs one of my produce bags which contains broccoli and what does she say, “Wow, you must not like broccoli or something!” I bought just enough for me to enjoy once. Okay bitch?! I mean, who in the HELL says anything about what your purchasing. When someone buys KY does she say, “Oh, you must be all dried up?” Seriously, shut your fucking pie hole and scan my shit so I can be on my way. Rude ass lady anyway.

Now I’m going to do my homework.