So, there is this Hoodia Patch thing on the market, right? Uhh? Are we so lazy that now we cannot even take the diet PILL everyday? We have to rely on the patch to release the shit into our bodies? C’MON, people!! If you are that lazy, a patch is not going to solve your problem or fix that fat ass. Get your fat ass off the couch, open the pill bottle, get the water out the fridge, and take a fucking pill!! I mean, if your going to take stupid shit to make you skinny, you could at least put forth that much effort! Jeepers.

Is it really a wonder why America is so fat? We are putting all of our hope in some magic plant extract that sounds like girl parts. Oh and read the disclaimers, assholes! You still have to eat right and exercise. I have an idea. Save your money and just eat better and exercise. How about them apples? I am a fucking genius!!

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