I went for a bike ride this evening and it was nice. Well…sort of. Because of all the nasty weather we’ve been having, there were several branches down across the trail. Not a problem, I barreled over them like the biker I am, but then there was an actual tree blocking the trail and I had to turn around Kind of added to my day of happy times.

Didn’t stop there! As I’m peddling home, a bug flew up my freakin’ nose!! Fucker flew up there with some purpose I tell ya! I was pretty sure he went straight down my throat, but I wanted to do my best to make sure he got out. I had to take a moment and collect myself. I quit breathing during this time to make sure the bug did not journey further down into my nasopharynx. What did I decide to do to dislodge said bug? I did a good ol’ farmers blow!! Hell yeah I did. And yes, to all you males wondering, I am ALWAYS this sexy. Yup, dead sexy, baby. At least it was a clean blow and I felt better. Not sure if the bug left with my snot or was already on its way to my belly, but I felt better about the situation and that’s what counts!

Yesterday I had to make another trip to UW-Milwaukee for some more books and just other stuff had to be taken care of. I had a friend go with me and after we got our running done, we had lunch. Neither of us really cared where we ate, so we stopped at this place next to Culvers called…Bakers something or I dunno? Either way, we were seated and told our waitress would be right with us. We sit and talk for a good…15min. My friend asks if we are going to get service and I said, “I don’t know? I was just thinking that.” Right after I uttered those words, a waitress brings drinks to the table behind ours and walked away. At that point we left. Who does that shit? We seriously sat for at least 15 min and no one said a word to us. The place wasn’t even busy! We got into my car and drove next door to Culvers. Yup, had our food before we even got our drinks filled. Now THAT was service. Oh well, the other place smelled of old people anyway.

“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.”

~Anais Nin

This woman rocks the hizzy!!!