Today I purchased my ALL white shoes for my clincals and what a fun time we had. My son, being the goofy child he is, was totally making fun of me!! I am guessing most of my readers (read 3) are not over the age of 60, so you probably don’t look for shoes that are ONE color and if you do, certainly not all white.

While looking for these mystical shoes, I discovered that old ladies must really be the only people who entertain such a fugly shoe. OMFG!! They all are wide, have squarish toes, and look like fucking orthotics!! I have to have them, so I start trying some on. My son says, “Wow, mom! You’re bringin’ sexy back in those shoes!” What could I say? I mean, they are pretty sexy!!

Only with THESE socks, baby!!

They even made me STAND like an old lady (Note the fat ankles there!! It is the SHOES, people!)

Shit, I brought sexy ALL the way back, bitches!

Am I the only person that thinks being bi-sexual is selfish? Pick a team and stick with it. For crying out loud!! I suppose it could also be desperation. Like, I will take it wherever I can get it (another double entendre). Every time I see that on a MySpace profile, or any place, I wanna vomit. Do girls dig guys that may possibly dig another guy? But who also likes women? Something very not masculine about that and it sicks me out! I think we have enough to worry about if our partner is attracted to one sex, let alone both.

Whatever, now I am bi-confused about this whole thing!!

“Things turn out best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out.”

~John Wooden