1. In mythology and legend, a man, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for his bold exploits, and favored by the gods.

2. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life.

3. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field.

4. The principal male character in a novel, poem, or dramatic presentation.

I am, and always will be, my son’s hero.

5.) Overweight, drunk, extremely burnt people from the UK at the beach. These people consumed more than enough alcohol for 3x the number of people in their group. Best part, they had children with them. They were not wearing their swimsuits properly and had awful cornrows in their hair. I actually felt bad because I can only imagine the pain they were going to be in later that night. They were ALL bright red on the beach and we all know what that means. OUCH!!

4.) A grown woman with her face painted. Yeah. She had peacock eyes or whatever with glitter painted on her face. Her young daughters did not even have that much painted on their faces.

3 .) A child get off the train and vomit all over the platform.

2.) A child, roughly 7 or8 with a body harness on. Seriously, if you have not learned to control your child by this age, you should give them to someone else. C’mon!! Those leashes are for toddlers, not 3rd graders.

1.) A thong on an overweight woman wearing white sweat pants. I know she was all about comfort for the flight, but white? What was she thinking? Oh and we got to over hear all kinds of interesting conversation with her and her child. She was telling her 5-6 yr. old that there are “Many choices we have to make in life..” because the little girl walked off. Seriously, she is a CHILD maybe you should be guiding her choices at that age.

Tell ya what, I do not watch much, but there is some crazy shit on the TV these days. I had some ’spare’ time yesterday and was watching divorce court or some shit. Man, that was HILARIOUS!! The man was pissed because he did not get enough sex and the judge went on and on about all the wonderful stuff he did for his wife. Why can she not just ‘put up with’ the sex. The judge says, “You two can work this out. What is the problem?” The wife says, “The problem was the other woman in my house!” I about died! It was so dramatic and just freakin’ stupid. Semi entertaining, but stupid none the less.

Later I watched Dr. 90210. This show is totally worth an hour of your time if you want to laugh. This porn star was bitching about her ‘alien’ breast. They were pretty jacked up, but anyhow. She was like, “They have to look perfect. Especially in HD!” OM. I guess I have never thought about boobs in HD. HA!! The doctor says, “It is like operating on a pianist hands. They have to be perfect.” Give me a fucking break!! They are boobs and you screw random men for a living while someone is filming it. C’mon! I am sorry, but she has no respect for herself. Why on earth is she so worried about her boobs? I guess, they are her livelihood. Oh and she is married to another ‘adult’ film star. Hmm? I guess. Who else would want to marry her?  Next she’ll be on getting her tender bits tightened up. Sick! Cannot believe I just wrote that.