This has bothered me for quite some time, but today was the last straw and now I will blog about it.

I frequent the local Kwik Trip. I most often just get gas or use the ATM, but sometimes I buy treats and stuff. Anyhow. Almost EVERY freakin’ time I’m pumping gas, I will hear the lady inside say, “Welcome, pump (insert number).” What I do not get, I have NEVER been greeted when I pump my gas and they do not greet every pumper. WTF is that all about? I get a little offended each and every time I hear that woman greet the other patrons. I feel like they should be greeting ALL the gas getters, not just the select few. Another thing, how is she deciding whom to greet? Is it by car or maybe she does not greet the locals? Either way, I am offended.

I just want some equal opportunity greeting at my local Kwik Trip!!

Last night I went to watch the Brewers play the Mets. It was a slow moving game, so Sadie and I went to sit in the smoking section and people watch. Holy cow!! I think all of Milwaukee’s finest gather at Miller Park to see the Brewers play. It was GREAT!! The lady that takes the cake would be the ‘referee’ that we saw. This woman was wearing a FOOTBALL referee type shirt and it was 4 sizes too small of course. She had on black pinstripe shorts. I guess she forgot that you do not wear big stripes and little stripes together…EVER!! It was pretty bad. To top off the outfit we have shiny, black pumps and a plastic ankle bracelet. Can you saw HAWT? She was a sight to behold.

I have also noticed the abundance of short men at these games. Do you think the beer and cheese is stunting growth?

Back at our seats, we had Mr. Crotch. I have never in my life seen someone pinch and roll their junk like this kid. Yes, I said pinch and roll. Not sure what was going on, but it was causing him some serious discomfort. At least that is how it appeared to us. He must have just got a new phone and needed 800 new ringtones because that is what he was doing for about 4 innings. Of course he was a multi-tasking, he was pinching and rolling WHILE looking for sweet ringtones. We also witnessed some bizarre nail cleaning ritual. He took his chewed gum and appeared to be cleaning the dirt from under his fingernails with it. Cannot say I have ever seen that before, but he gets points for creativity and recycling. WTF?

Anyhow. It got to be a really exciting game toward the end as they were tied, 2 and 2. In what I think was the 8th inning, the Mets pitcher hit Fielder with a freakin’ pitch. Asshat!! They walked him in both the 8th and 9th. Pussies!! They ended up having to play extra innings, but we left because it was late and Sadie actually has a job We did listen on our way home and the Jenkins hit a HR in the bottom of the 12th to win the game.

Go Brewers!!

I just have to say that this has cracked me up since the first time I saw it on my friend’s MySpace. It makes me laugh and sums things up some days. Doesn’t it? I thinks so.