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Man-scaping- the art of keeping ones pubic hair trimmed to the proper length of 1/4 in. Highly popular on the west coast. Be forewarned, if these grooming techniques are not strictly adhered to, the ladies will make it known who is and who is not following protocol.

Dang, girl!! That boy was NOT man-scaped and I had to let him KNOW, I was going no where near his no no. 

Why do some people spend so much time trying to convince themselves of a truth that doesn’t exist when they should be believing the truth that is right in front of them? WTF? Anyway. That thought leads me to believe that being a bird of sorts would be sweet. Yeah, I hate birds, but they have a sweet life.

Watching the seagulls at the lake yesterday got me thinking and I don’t think I would mind being a seagull. I mean, what a fabulous fucking life!! They fly around all day, eat fresh fish from the lake, they have wicked eye sight, and the biggest decision of the day is which douche bag(s) to shit on. Man, what a life that would be!! Maybe in my next life I can be a seagull?

“At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one’s lost self.”

~Brendan Francis