I just returned from Wal-Mart (I know, bad place) and I have to share the horrid sight I saw.

I saw a grow man walk by with a half shirt. Yup, not even kidding. A shirt that he had cut the bottom off and deemed worthy of wearing in public! I think he even cut the sleeves off.

Only in Dodge Unty, WI!!!

Men should NOT wear big, plastic sunglasses or big sunglasses in general. I am not sure when this became the ‘fashionable’ thing to do, but it must come to an end. If your glasses look like your girlfriend’s, give them to HER. You need to stop!! Of course if you’re wearing said glasses, chances of you actually having a girlfriend are probably pretty slim. Any sensible girl would look the other way. Of course she could be the girl wearing the “I’m Hot!” shirt and in that case, ya’ll belong together!!

Another trend in the man glasses that I think should be outlawed, Aviator glasses. Are you fucking kidding me? No, not a good look.

(I just Googled for an image to put with this and guess what? I could only find WOMEN wearing big sunglasses? Hmm?) Ring, ring? Hmm, what is that? Oh yeah, that is the clue phone, ass pirate!!

Love all, trust a few.

~William Shakespeare