Recently I was discussing with a female friend about….well, keeping your nether regions trimmed up. Today I realized, after discussing further with a male friend, there is a total double standard!!

Men have the expectation that a woman will keep her shit trimmed up. I have NO problem with this as I feel it is more hygienic and why wouldn’t you? No one wants the all natural look….do they? Okay, so a select few may enjoy the all natural and few also enjoy the bald hoo-hoo. I personally, and most of my friends agree, that bald is a little adolescent and disgusting. Anyway. We are expected to keep that shit under control. So will someone explain to me why men think it’s okay to look like they have Buckwheat’s pet snake, holding a bag o’ marbles in their pants. C’mon!! Why do we not get the same courtesy trim? If it look like you got a fro near the no no, trim that shit back!

I have the WORST time EVER finding a bra that actually fits me right. It sucks; I cannot go into a store and pick one off the rack. No, I do not have ginormous breasticles or anything, but the combo of my cup size and my ‘band’ size, make it impossible to find in the store. They just don’t carry my size!

I usually end up ordering off the internet. I don’t mind so much, but you really never know what you might get. I have one specific style I wear, Body by Victoria, from Victoria’s Secret. Not a huge deal because I know what size and that they fit right. My dumb bunny self decided to try something new. I get really excited when they have a cute bra or just a different style in my size. Recently they had a good sale and several different styles in my size. What do I do? I order 5 new bras!

I anxiously awaited the arrival…. just to be severely disappointed I had to send 4 of the 5 back. UGH!! I tried the Emma Collection and they may work great for some, but they made my girls look terrible.

Back to the drawing board. I guess while I’m at it, I should try and find a bathing suit. HA!!

/ˈgærələs, ˈgæryə-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[gar-uh-luhs, gar-yuh-]

1.excessively talkative in a rambling, roundabout manner, esp. about trivial matters.
2.wordy or diffuse

Jorge was garrulous while teaching our class: work= force x distance.