I have always wanted to be an RN, but now I’m considering the whole weatherman thing. Is there any other job where you can be SO wrong SO often without losing your job? If there is, sign me UP!!

As a weatherperson (gotta be PC, people) you can say it is going to be hot and if it isn’t…nothing happens. I mean, you piss a ton of people off, but you don’t lose your job. I just don’t get it. As a nurse, if I give someone just a little extra of something and kill them, I’m quite sure I would lose my job or at least get punished.

Far as I can see, these fuckers have it made in the shade. I think I’m going to start calling them on their BS and harassing them when they ruin my day at the beach. Of course I’ll never be a nurse if I end up in the clink? Darn it all. I guess these dirty bastards will live another day.

No, I have no idea why I wrote this or what made me think of how much I hate the freakin’ weather people. I’m sure they are all really nice folks, but they cannot predict shit!

“There are no accidents in my philosophy. Every effect must have its cause. The past is the cause of the present, and the present will be the cause of the future. All these are links in the endless chain stretching from the finite to the infinite.”

~Abraham Lincoln

I am a total dork, but someone Googled “pee on shirt and wrap around head” and got my website. It comes up #9 in the results!! How sweet is that? I am one proud nerd right about now.

Hmm? I wonder why someone would be searching for that? Anyhow, that is sweet!!

Carry on.