I love summer!! Know why I love summer? I love summer because one can see a number of vile, disgusting sights on a regular basis. I see enough bad cleavage on a daily basis to last me a lifetime. What are these people thinking?

I live in the midwest, Wisconsin to be exact. We have plenty of festivals during the warm weather and let me tell you what, if you have not seen if before, you will see it at one of the fine WI festivals. Who am I kidding? You don’t have to go to a festival to see cleavage that will cause your latest meal to rise to the back of your throat, you can see that at your local grocery store.

A list of the NOT hot cleavage:

~droopy, long cleavage. This is clearly a result of sagging boobies and lack of proper support for the entire life of the girls.

~square, far apart cleavage. I can only imagine this comes from implants because there is NOTHING square on the human body aside from maybe your teeth.

~hairy, yes, hairy cleavage. Clearly a result of bad breeding. No woman should have visible hair between her breasts. That is in no way a natural thing. Is it? Yes, I have in fact seen this with my own two eyes. All I have to say, “If you have hairy cleavage, either wax it or wear a t-shirt.” No one, I repeat, no one wants to see a woman with hairy boob crack. You might make some men jealous and that is never good…..for either one of you.

~touch your chin cleavage. Yes ladies, you are trying TOO hard if your chin is resting upon your boobs!! Stop it!! That is NOT hot. Gravity is a fact of life and nothing on your body should be THAT far above its point of origin.

~tatted up cleavage. Hey, I like tattoos as much as the next girl. In fact, I sport four of the fine pieces of art, BUT boob tats scream, “I am TRASH!”  I have seen 2 in the past 2 days and they were both trashy looking.  I saw a set of paws on one girl (how original) and today the boob itself was so hideous all I saw was a blob of ink?

I think that is all I have for now. Please feel free to add to my list in the comment section and I will update after I go to Summerfest next week.

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