No matter how comfortable you think your flip flops are, they are NOT made for walking a couple miles!! I have done it before, but not a good plan this particular evening. My feet feel like they are raw on the bottom and between my piggies. Darn it all! I thought I was tough n’ stuff. Not so much. Oh well, at least I had good company and great conversation on my walk, right? I guess it was worth the raw piggies and foots ;

Today I went disc golfing with two ‘pros’ and my friend Sadie. Sadie had never been, but she did just as good as me and I’ve been a few times Anywho. There were some REAL characters on the course. I guess, what do you expect? It was in B.D. and there are all kinds of special in that town. We got to hole….13 I think and saw these two, what appeared to be high school boys, golfing. The one boy had what he thought was a pretty ‘hot’ physique. He was probably 16 and he started striking ‘poses’ for Sadie and I!! Not even joking about this one!! He was doing the ol’ stretch, flex, try not to look obvious move. Sadie and I just BUSTED out laughing at him. He looked like a total knob!! He held his one arm kind of behind his head to accentuate his ‘huge’ back muscles and then had to kind of rotate his lower arm so as to flex his ‘bulging’ triceps. All I can say is, that shit was too damn funny! I was going to get his number and all, but I don’t think he was even legal. Riiight!!

Next. We saw a group of 5-6 other golfers. Now that was even more special! They were all drinking and I’m guessing quite a lot by the time we ‘met up’ with them on hole 18. There was one may who apparently worshiped the sun as he was very oompa loompa looking. It was HOT!! I love nothing more than to see an oompa loompa with his shirt off carrying his beer cooler and golf bag. DAMN, he was all kinds of fine. Then, of course there was ‘Pat’ in the group. Now, Pat was wearing a white t-shirt, red shorts, and a doo rag on hiser’s melon. The hair sticking out the back was long and curly. Fine, that could be man or woman hair. The legs and arm? Gosh, those weren’t even good indicators. I kept watch and waited for Pat to walk. Uhh? Yeah. Pat’s gait….that was not even a give away!! Pat was very much a Pat, but I was sure it had some serious facial hair. Luckily as we were walking back to the car, Dan cleared his throat rather loudly, and Pat turned around. Mystery solved, Pat was a HE!! Thank you, Dan. Without that clearing of the throat, we may have never solved the mystery of……………..PAT!!

On a side note, Sadie and I will be doing this again. Of course next time we might get some alcohol involved That should make it REALLY interesting!!

I forgot!! I saw my friend Bret, whom I haven’t seen in like 3 years, at the gas station! That was VERY exciting for me and just one of those crazy moments in life. Gosh, cannot believe I forgot that!! It was the absolute hightlight of my day!! I miss him