Seriously, I’m watching Discovery Channel and the show is called, “Man vs. Wild.” Uh, he is in the desert and of course it is hot. He has a white piece of cloth on his head, but he is still hot. What does he do? He says, “If I pee on this, it should keep my head cooler.” Yeah, they SHOWED him peeing on the cloth!! That was a little more than I think we needed to see. He says, “This isn’t going to smell great.” No shit? He proceeds to pee on it and then wrap it around his head and FACE! When done he says, laughing to himself, “This does not smell good!” Did he think his piss was going to smell like phucking Polo cologne or something? What is wrong with people? Why would you want to be on TV, pissing on a cloth, and wrapping it around your head? Not really necessary, is it? I was just appauled by the fact that they showed him peeing on it. If the camera would have moved even an inch, we would have seen that man’s world!!!

Moral of the story: DO NOT let your children watch this channel!! I can see it now, I’m going to catch my son peeing on his shirt and wrapping it around his head because he is too hot!! YIKES!!