As I was driving to school last night, I was astonished at the number of ‘interesting’ folks riding motorcycles. I saw a couple pulled over on the side of the road and thought they were wearing long sleeved Harley shirts with orange sleeves. No, turns out they just had orange skin!! Not even kidding!! I would venture to say that they had been riding most of the day and maybe forgot their sunscreen? Or maybe, just maybe, they are hoping that they can be made into chaps once they pass on? Either way, it was a sight to behold. It gets better!! There was this guy that I passed at the Allenton exit and well,he was just all kinds of special!! This man was riding a big ol’ Harley type bike (did not see what kind it actually was) wearing a VISOR on his head!! I have seen baseball caps, those icky doo rag type things, and a few others, BUT a visor? Shoot, he should have had his pink polo with a popped collar to match. Who does that? Visors are taboo and just wrong to actually wear! A huge no no and then to wear it while trying to look all bad ass on your motorcycle? Uhhh, kind of killed the bad ass thing with your gas ass visor. Sorry to let you down there, buddy. Gave me a good laugh though. I will say that when I as leaving school I did see a fine specimen on his crotch rocket and he totally redeemed all the other douche bags that I had seen previously….well sort of. I mean, the visor guy was rather un-redeemable. Nothing could help that man!!

About school. I am in Physics 110, Physics for the Health Sciences and it should be a rip roarin’ time. Not the actual work, but our teacher is SWEET ASS!! I think I am in love!! He is such a cute little man and he has furry ears. Yeah, he has these patches of long hair that protrude from each ear. When he turns and the light catches them, they look like little ‘angel’ wings. Aww, he really is a little cutie pie. I have no clue where he is from, but his accent is awesome! He sounds like count Dracula and listening to him is just GREAT!! He is funny to boot. He made learning about scalars, vectors, average speed, average velocity, and average acceleration rather interesting. I know, you are dying to have me explain all that to you, right? Would if I actually understood it Uh huh, sure don’t. Thought I did in class, but then I tried to do my homework. Huh! Well, wish me luck, I have 8 weeks of it ahead of me. I actually look forward to listening to Jorge 3x a week!!