1.to choose; select; pick.
2.to gather the choice things or parts from.
3.to collect; gather; pluck.

I cull you, Peekachoo!!

I have always wanted to be an RN, but now I’m considering the whole weatherman thing. Is there any other job where you can be SO wrong SO often without losing your job? If there is, sign me UP!!

As a weatherperson (gotta be PC, people) you can say it is going to be hot and if it isn’t…nothing happens. I mean, you piss a ton of people off, but you don’t lose your job. I just don’t get it. As a nurse, if I give someone just a little extra of something and kill them, I’m quite sure I would lose my job or at least get punished.

Far as I can see, these fuckers have it made in the shade. I think I’m going to start calling them on their BS and harassing them when they ruin my day at the beach. Of course I’ll never be a nurse if I end up in the clink? Darn it all. I guess these dirty bastards will live another day.

No, I have no idea why I wrote this or what made me think of how much I hate the freakin’ weather people. I’m sure they are all really nice folks, but they cannot predict shit!

“There are no accidents in my philosophy. Every effect must have its cause. The past is the cause of the present, and the present will be the cause of the future. All these are links in the endless chain stretching from the finite to the infinite.”

~Abraham Lincoln

I am a total dork, but someone Googled “pee on shirt and wrap around head” and got my website. It comes up #9 in the results!! How sweet is that? I am one proud nerd right about now.

Hmm? I wonder why someone would be searching for that? Anyhow, that is sweet!!

Carry on.

I love summer!! Know why I love summer? I love summer because one can see a number of vile, disgusting sights on a regular basis. I see enough bad cleavage on a daily basis to last me a lifetime. What are these people thinking?

I live in the midwest, Wisconsin to be exact. We have plenty of festivals during the warm weather and let me tell you what, if you have not seen if before, you will see it at one of the fine WI festivals. Who am I kidding? You don’t have to go to a festival to see cleavage that will cause your latest meal to rise to the back of your throat, you can see that at your local grocery store.

A list of the NOT hot cleavage:

~droopy, long cleavage. This is clearly a result of sagging boobies and lack of proper support for the entire life of the girls.

~square, far apart cleavage. I can only imagine this comes from implants because there is NOTHING square on the human body aside from maybe your teeth.

~hairy, yes, hairy cleavage. Clearly a result of bad breeding. No woman should have visible hair between her breasts. That is in no way a natural thing. Is it? Yes, I have in fact seen this with my own two eyes. All I have to say, “If you have hairy cleavage, either wax it or wear a t-shirt.” No one, I repeat, no one wants to see a woman with hairy boob crack. You might make some men jealous and that is never good…..for either one of you.

~touch your chin cleavage. Yes ladies, you are trying TOO hard if your chin is resting upon your boobs!! Stop it!! That is NOT hot. Gravity is a fact of life and nothing on your body should be THAT far above its point of origin.

~tatted up cleavage. Hey, I like tattoos as much as the next girl. In fact, I sport four of the fine pieces of art, BUT boob tats scream, “I am TRASH!”  I have seen 2 in the past 2 days and they were both trashy looking.  I saw a set of paws on one girl (how original) and today the boob itself was so hideous all I saw was a blob of ink?

I think that is all I have for now. Please feel free to add to my list in the comment section and I will update after I go to Summerfest next week.

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”

~Pietro Aretino

I DO understand my physics homework! I thought for sure I would not and would have to go to school empty handed, BUT I quickly discovered that I DO understand it.  Jorge will be SO proud of me I did not understand the extra credit, but I have quite an arsenal of e.c. at this point so I am not worried!!

/ɑnˈwi, ˈɑnwi; Fr. ɑ̃ˈnwi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ahn-wee, ahn-wee; Fr. ahn-nwee] (this one was a little harder)

a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom.

While doing my physics homework, I am overcome with ennui.
(Please do not tell Jorge.)

I had such an awesome day today!! I visited Kohler-Andrae State Park with a friend and had a spectacular time!! It is absolutely beautiful there. The beaches are clean and so is the water. It costs $7 to enter the park and for $25 (I think) you can get a pass for the year that is good at all state parks. I highly recommend visiting this park if you get a chance this summer. I did hear that you have to ‘walk in’ on the weekends because there are no parking spaces, but well worth the day trip if you can make it during the week.

“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.“

~Josh Billings