I recently discovered that this woman is just about as jaded as me BUT, I do loves what she has to say!!

ENJOY some lovely words from Ms Dorothy Parker:

“Four be the things I’d have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.”

“By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.”

“This wasn’t just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.”

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”

“Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.”

“You can drag a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
on being challenged to use the word Horticulture in a sentence.

“I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.”

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